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from DATASTUCK VOLUME 2: SICK BLEATS by Crocmom

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this are the rAPS MADE ABOUT datastuck by me and fish and guy who is not autoglass IT IS AWESOME1!!!!!!!! MY pOETRY ROCKS NBECAUSE ITS AWESOME!!!!

ALSO FISH HAS SINGING BECAUSE HE IS A SINGING FISH LIKE they have in iraq which is why america must bomb because singing fish are better than actors and as such are DEASTROY THE ECONOMY WITH SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

KILL FISH THEY SUCK (but not this one this one si good for economy becuz makes me moneys lol)

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you what's up this is lieutenant fish also known as the mad rap daddy what just assaulted your tender eardrums with what I quite earnestly believe to be the dopest rhymes ever written about what I unwaveringly support as the most glorious of stories written in this and any other twenty first century

sometimes people approach me in the streets in clubs aboard boats et cetera all dude man how do you even live with yourself being all cool and totally giving any prospective rivals the cold shivers when they dare dream to compete with you y'err'wha'm'sayin?

the answer my friends the one I use time and again without fail hesitation or remorse is as follows

easily.

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A young boy standing as you see.
given a life 13 years ago was he.
only today a name will he recieve.
and now, what the hell shal it be?


Mark motherfuckin' roberts.
no one greata' playin' sburb beta.
he ain't smug prick or a pervert.
dawgg, he's stuck in data. (stuck)


He played his vidja games and he made his friends.
but today is the day his old life ends.

His fetch modus was speak and spell.
he used it to rain down hell.
Katanas clutched in heroic hands
ready to bring the fight to the Lands


He was afraid of evil monsters.
hiding under his bed.
so he grabbed a katana
to show them who's the real monster.
with art so great it hurts my head.


Mark motherfuckin' roberts.
burnin' shit with flames.
with art so good that it hurts.
in the land of space and games.


Mark pestered his friend who was the killer of dolls.
her name was jess and she had spunk and balls.
Mark hit her with something, as bold as brass.
and she knocked him unconcious with a shard of glass.


Jess deployed the cruxtruder it was shiny and large.
Mark tried to pry the lid off but it just wouldn't barge.
Mark lifted up his totem lathe and swiftly discharged.
the big fuckin' sburbmachine onto its charge.


Jess and mark roberts.
fighting evil and doing stuff.
jess shows imp what works.
also mark is pretty buff.



Mark prototyped his sprite with the sorcerer's apprentice.
It turned into him when he did this.
there was no countdown on his cruxtruder.
but marksprite thought he was a real loser.


Mark strifed with an imp and whipped its ass.
it shot kamek's magic in a furious blast.
Saying gritty one liners as he unleashed his wrath.
Mark took out a katana and it slashes in half.


Stuck in data.
out of beta.
Jess, Mark and anthony.
ain't never lonely.


Mark lived on his own just alchemising stuff.
Living in a house with only one room.
He made a sweet katana to rain down doom.
combined with a nuke so that it'd go boom.


Then came anthony, son of doctor scratch.

What, that's what his flicker meant, there couldn't be a catch
he had spiky greenish hair, a whole fuckin' batch.
and a gemini symbol on his top, green to match.


Then everyone died and no one knows why.
only to wake up in the prospit sky.
and Mark said in a voice unlike one you'll ever see.
We're gonna go make ourselves a datastuck RP.

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from DATASTUCK VOLUME 2: SICK BLEATS, released June 8, 2011
LtFish is awesome because he sung

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